Poems

There once was a snail called dale
Who liked to deliver mail
He made a mistake
Then got hit by a rake
And now he's turning all pale

There once was a pug called Doug
Who had an over-sized mug
He pooed in a shoe
Then did a big spew
And now he needs a new rug

There once was a locked up door
That was next to the slightly burnt floor
Dan unlocked the latches
Just to find burning matches
Now he knew what the door was for

There once was a pig called pork
Who traveled all the way to New York
He saw Liberty
And then laughed he he
Shouldn't she be holding a spork

There once was a man called Bot
Whose nose was running with snot
He wiped some snot off
Then checked in a trough
And said, hey I missed a spot

There once was a boy called Lockie
Who was a bit of a moxie
At 12 o'clock flat
He put on his hat
And said Mum, we need to go for a walkie

My favorite poems I have posted up there are numbers 2 and 4.
I like these poems because I like the style of limericks and the way that the last line is meant to be humorous. Numbers 1 and 2 were the ones I started off with, then I just thought of the other ones randomly when I was doing a blog post. I also like them because they are simple and easy to make up. What's more is that they're short and sharp. I find them very fun and enjoyable!

If you have some limericks you'd like to share, you can comment below!

See you next time! (Not really 'cause I can't really see you through the screen) :p